So it's been a while, but I feel some intense pop-culture mojo bubbling under, and I thought the best way to channel that would be by mainlining it straight into The Jon Ross Spot.
So I saw Avatar. Who hasn't? As usual, I didn't like nearly as much as everyone else seems to. I thought Sam Worthington was a total bore and I don't understand how or why he's been cast in all these huge triple-AAA tentpole movies (Terminator, Avatar, Clash of the Titans). He's basically just a snooze for me. First of all, if you're paraplegic, yet you're a marine, wouldn't you, you know, work on buffing up your torso at least? Worthington looked scrawny, was basically a douchebag, and most importantly, I never rooted for him or ever felt connected to what he was doing.
I have a lot more criticisms of the movie (how could the Na'vi give a shit about Sigourney Weaver's character when their ancestral home was just destroyed), but I wanted to talk about my chief concern, which was that there was no hot tail-worm on tail-worm Na'vi sex. I feel robbed.
Was it just me, or was I the only one getting heated while keeping a very close watch on Worthington's tail to see exactly where it was probing around. Was I the only one thinking of those tail worms flaying around and teasing each other - Jake trying to sych up with Netiryi and her playfully pulling away? Then a sort of pulsing-thrusting action going on once they did synch up? Don't tell me it was just me.
Think how intense that would be if you could directly connect into the consciousness of your lover! Apparently there was an sex scene filmed for Avatar but it was because they wanted to aim the film more towards families. However, Cameron says that the sex scene will be included in DVD release. I'm expecting some really hot, graphic stuff James. Don't disappoint me again!
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