The homos come marching out!

Hooray and Wow! I haven't been as giddy to be a homosexual since evangelical leader Ted Haggard was caught with a gay hooker and crystal meth pipe stuck up his ass! Two MAJOR stars have come out of closet and I am so very happy for them. There was no dearth of rumors swirling around both Clay Aiken and Lindsay Lohan. Clay for one had been spotted and on several gay hook-up sites and several rags have featured interviews with his lovers. Also, gosmongers have been loudly whispering about the relationship between glama-lesbo L. Lo and her androgynous gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. I'm just so happy and pleased for both of these people and I know first hand the relief AND FUN that both of these kids must be having. While I admit that I've always found Clay pretty creepy and still do, well at least he's a "being-honest-with-himself" kinda creepy. As for LesLo, its seems like she's cleaned up act ever since she's been hanging with Ronson - perhaps all her hard partying ways were in response to the stress of being in the closet. Also the extreme beauty of La Lohan makes up for the creepy and pseudo-ugliness of Aiken, so its a +10 points overall.